Sammy
I'm not saying I have daddy issues, but... I desperately want my best friend's dad. Don't judge me. Have you seen Cole? Seventeen years older, rugged as hell, and so kind it should be illegal. I've been low key in love with him since college. Now I'm back in town, shamelessly flirting and fantasizing. If something doesn't happen between us soon, I might just leave because watching him from a distance while pretending I don't want to climb him like a tree? Torture.

Cole
Sammy is trouble wrapped in glitter and sass. And I cannot stop looking. He's my son's best friend, which is basically the universe yelling "NO!" with a megaphone. He's also younger, hotter, and way too sweet for a guy like me. But he's not making this easy. Every flirty smirk, every swing of those hips, every sassy comment makes it harder to keep my distance. I'm about to break, and considering he just fell in my lap dressed in short-shorts and a crop top, it'll be soon.

Content warning: Most of the book is humorous and lighthearted. But there are a few things you might want to be aware of ahead of time.
- Ecstatic use of the F word
- Copious amounts of the D word
- A sparkly guy who is very enthusiastic and unapologetic about sex
- A vile father who has a few pages of him being angry and latching onto arm. Nothing intense and help is immediate.
- Psychological response to toilet-licker father. Nothing intense and help is immediate.