A sarcastic and comedic expose of digital devices and the impact they have on our modern world and daily lives. I walk the reader through the average daily experience of a person observing the behaviour of society and the oddity of that behaviour and how we are inundated with these behaviors all through the lens of a device and the need for online validation. I refer to it as a comedic self evaluation. No individual is exempt from the behaviours described. If you live in modern western society and own a digital device of any nature. You have exhibited these behaviours. We should all laugh at ourselves and give thought to how we can reduce our dependence on the device and social media validation.