Michael Cunningham-Adult Content Creator Extraordinaire

Corporate writer by day, adult content creator by night.

But what I really want is to be a gay romance author. I just don't have an agent yet. If I can stop pining for unavailable men, maybe I'll finally be able to write a romance good enough to land one. So that means no more daydreaming about star linebacker Kyle Weaver.

Until fate lands me on Kyle's doorstep when he's shirtless and rock-hard.

Kyle Weaver-Best Linebacker of the 21st Century

Sexiest Man Alive, philanthropist, Southern heartthrob.

But I'm single, and gossip is only getting worse. Unless I can find a girlfriend by signing day, my team won't re-sign me. Which means no Championship Game, and no way to honor my dead dad. Yet there's only one person who gets me off: a certain gay adult content creator named Michael.

And he just happens to show up at my door right as I'm pleasuring myself to one of his videos.

Somehow, we keep it civil. And we get to talking. Turns out we're both in a bind. So, we agree to help each other out.

What could go wrong?